This Is What Happens When A Dungeon Master Slides Into Your Tinder DMS

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Ada Elder
Jan 23, 2018 12:00 PM EST

Dungeons and Dragons may not seem like the sexiest game in the world, but this Tinder user has shown us that being a Dungeon Master really allows one to keep the conversation going. 

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    Art - 2 DungeonMaster, 20 Dungeon Master at Treasure Crab Ta... Neverwinter Academy less than a mile away
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    Text - DungeonMaster, 20 Dungeon Master at Treasure Crab Ta... Neverwinter Academy less than a mile away An aspiring Dungeon Master looking for new worth adventurers. Just a little nerdy Looking for adventure? Ever wanted to be absolutely destroyed by a man 20 feet tall? I got you covered. Or even better you could destroy my beautiful red dragon. (Either way, all that matters is your having fun) Roleplayer Into kinky stuff? I've got some cool dungeons, spider web bondage and breath play involved
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    Text - Sunday 12:05 PM You wake up, the room you are in damp and the air stale. Next to you on the ground is a small candel illuminating a rocky tunnel before you. What do you do? Sunday 12:51 PM Roll for a perception check down the tunnel Through the dim light you notice that the jagged walls of the tunnel are damp with condensation. Other than your own breathing, you can hear what sounds like dripping water Sunday 1:28 PM Igo down the tunnel As you attempt to get up you feel a sharp pain in yo
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    Text - feel a sharp pain in your left leg. Looking down you see dried blood and an open wound. As you moved you could feel that there is a backpack on your back Do I have any supplies to clean and bandage the wound Inside the backpack you find two torches and a broken short sword. While your looking in your bag you notice another smaller sack behind you in the room. Sunday 7:45 PM I go to the smaller pack and look inside The sack has three bandages and two swe et rolls inside.
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    Text - The sack has three bandages and two sweet rolls inside. I bandage my leg my leg, eat a sweet roll, and head down the tunnel You tie up your leg, it feel good enough to walk on but probably shouldn't run. Down the tunnel you meet a split, to your left is a separate tunnel while the one you are in continues froward. Perception check down both Too your left you can hear the sound of water dripping. While looking to the front you notice the jagged rock walls begin to smoothen out into stone s
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    Text - You move forward and see that the now smooth tunnel opens up to a large rectangular room. You do your best to peer inside but your light doesn't reach far. I go into the room You enter the room and notice a small pedestal with a lever on it near the far end of the room. Past it is quite dark Igo towards the darkness You take a few steps forward to reveal a large metal door behind the pedestal. I go back to the lever and pull it You pull on the lever and hear a series of clicks, seconds la
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    Text - You instinctively duck Was I just shot Looking up you notice a large metal dark sticking into the pedestal. A black substance drips off of it You also see that the door has now opened go through the door You step into the next room. There air is quite dry and smells like decay. In the middle of the room are two stone coffins and an elaborate metal door with multiple odd symbols and shapes I open the coffin on the right
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    Text - I open the coffin on the right Inside you see a skeleton. It's boney arms wrapped around a sword. In it's right eye socket is a bright red gem. As you look at it you think you notice it's hand move.What would you like to do? I give the skeleton a firm handshake with eye contact You feel the hand squeeze back as its skull turn to meet yu. After a moment it lets go and proceeds to get up. I pull out my broken and open the other coffin You open the other coffin to see a second skeleton insid
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    Text - has a green gemi lextend my hand to shake its hand then I swing to decapitate it Your swords contacts the side of the skull cracking it and sending the green gem flying out. The skeleton falls to a pile of bones. While you finish your strike you notice the first skeleton at the far side of the room kneeling. Igrab the gem then hit the other skeleton aiming for the head again You easily hit the kneeling skeleton and it's red gem falls out beside it. Reducing it to a pile of bones I grab th
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    Text - Both gems look to be identical other than their color. From what you can tell the red one is a Ruby and the green one an emerald. Sweet as. i put them in my bag Is there an exit other then from where l entered in sight There is a large door closed in the room with odd symbols on it go to open it up The door doesn't budge. Apon closely looking at the door you make out a skull in the center of it. I put the gems where the eye sockets are
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    Text - You put each gem into place. The door seems to vibrate before a series of clicks and it opens reveling a stairwell. Perception check up the stairs It's dark but you can tell it doesn't go up very high. You can feel a faint flow of cold air coming from ahead. T limp up the stairs You reach the top. In front of you is a small hallway with an wooden double door at the end. To your left is a pile of moss covered rocks go to open the double doors As you walk down the hallway you hear rocks cru
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    Text - I turn around to see what come from the rocks (l swear to god if this is a flumph I will flip my shit) It seems the pile of rocks has formed together into a creature. It stands about three feet tall and has two stubby arms and legs. It looks at you through two blue lights in it's head. Is it just standing there? Yes, tilting it's rocky head every now and then I slowly walk towards it It doesn't move and looks up at you. I kneel to get on its level and say hello in common
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    Text - It blankly looks at you then looks to your side, pointing at the broken sword. I stupidly give him my sword And take a few steps back so I'm out of reach It takes the sword holding it by the blade. And steps forward closer to you. I step back some more standing up noe It steps forward with it's free arm out palm flat. relax a bit as I take off my bag It takes your bag and rummages through it. It pulls out the last sweetroll
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    Text - It takes your bag and rummages through it. It pulls out the last sweetroll T let him have it But grab my bag back It's rocky head opens up and forms a mouth and "eats" the sweet roll It drops the bag and turns around with your sword It stands still, holding the sword in both hands. A few moments pass before you notice the sword begin to glow yellow. It stops and hold out the sword to you. I take the sword back and nod my head in thanks
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    Text - you. I take the sword back and nod my head in thanks You take the sword. It is warm to the touch. The large chips in it have disappear and it look sharp. It gives off a faint yellow glow and smells like cinnamon. Thead towards the doors again to try and open then You open the doors. And your face is met with cool air. The room before you large and is actually lit by daylight. On the farside is a large stone throne with a skeleton atop it. Behind the throne looks to be the source of the co
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